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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:10
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Which are the latest interior design trends?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Animi velit error sapiente nihil.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes